Funny joke by a Jewish history lecturer on YouTube:
Three college guys hang out in the dorm and compare their spiritual practices.
First one: My guru is amazing. While we were walking in the woods, he saw a kitten drowning in a stream. He stretched out his hands and instantly for six feet all around the kitten it turned into dry land. He walked over and picked up.
Second one: My swami is more amazing. While we were walking near the freeway, he saw a puppy trapped in the traffic. He stretched out his hands and instantly for six feet around the puppy all the cars stopped. He walked over and picked it up.
Third one: My rabbi is the best. While we were walking to the synagogue on the Sabbath, he saw a fifty dollar bill lying on the ground. He stretched out his hands and instantly for six feet around the money, it was Tuesday.
He said was “a little anti-Semitic,” but everyone on his synagogue class laughed.